Speedy Cerviche
        Speedy Cerviche is the self-proclaimed leader of the Samurai Pizza Cats.  Now some of you who have watched
        the show might wonder how in the world could someone like him become the leader of the Samurai Pizza
        Cats.  Are the producers out of their minds?!  No sane person in their right mind would ever consider someone
        like Speedy Cerviche as a leader-type character.  Holy cats, are they totally screwed up in the brain or what?!
        He's so one-dimensional and boring right?  Wrong.  Speedy Cerviche is an excellent choice for the leader of
        the Samurai Pizza Cats.  He embodies what the SPC are about.  Fun and silly while at the same time
        dramatic and fearless.  Speedy has all these qualities in him.  His short stature for example.  He may not be
        the tallest member of the group but his large heart makes up for it.  He knows how to have fun and just isn't as
        uptight as the other characters.  He's also intelligent (somewhat) and when you get right down to it, he always
        comes though in the clincher.  Sure it may not seem like it often, but he's never let the team down.  So for
        those of you who think Speedy is unfit to be the leader, think about this.  Besides, without Speedy, we
        wouldn't laugh when he makes a fool of himself nor cringe when he gets his face slammed into the wall.